Welcome Aboard, Me Hearties!

Captain Mojo here.
Me justly earned me rank as whilst being a stay cat, me single- handedly, overtook an entire household! Then me created me own crew by having kittens!
ARRG!
Not, just any kittens, but Mischievous, Villainous, SCALLYWAG KITTENS!
A product of their breeding, me might add.